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Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« on: March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM »
Not original on the net, but as far as I know, not before played on these hallowed grounds. How about a game or six of Limericks.

Rules are simple, Frost*ies take it in turn to add ONE line to the current limerick. The lucky Frostie who completes the last line of exceptional poetry is allowed to start the next limerick if they want to. We all know that nothing rhymes with orange, and precious little with Godfrey, so try and keep it open - IF you think it's worth having a go. Comments are welcome, maybe just build the limerick in quotes, lines in bold?. I'm sure, being clever Frost*ies, we can make up the format as we go along.

OK, as I was here first   ;)   I'll kick things off with....

A proggy composer called Jem,
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2009, 08:47:00 PM »
great idea, Brom!  I was thinking of working on the wine-beer, fine-queer poem into a limerick, but this is better!

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whose music was creme de la creme,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 08:57:29 PM »
I read that as "composter" :lol:

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Ate kale for his dinner,
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2009, 09:26:33 PM »
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 09:32:57 PM »
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2009, 09:33:55 PM »
Quote from: "catherine"
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!


yay!

so you have honors to start the next one, Catherine!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2009, 09:34:35 PM »
OK, I see it's my turn to start the next one...

There once was a singer called Dec,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2009, 09:56:39 PM »
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "catherine"
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!


yay!


Boom Boom!  :D

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2009, 10:07:35 PM »
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
It's in the post!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2009, 11:10:22 PM »
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2009, 08:53:27 PM »
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2009, 08:59:20 PM »
Quote from: "Bert"
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes

Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2009, 10:14:57 PM »
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
But ended each gig as a wreck.
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile: Big Big Train - Grimspound

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2009, 10:25:16 PM »
Quote from: "Brom"
Quote from: "Bert"
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes

Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
 :D

Ohhhh, riiighhhhtt. It's a limerick ???  Silly me, I thought we were just passing the parcel, as it were.

No really, I did, OK ?

Not embarrassed at all  :oops:

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2009, 10:31:28 PM »
Right - Let's go....

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