Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[rogerg]

In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
That your weight just keeps rising
and your Femoral artery clogs...clobs...what's a rhyme again?  

 :shock:
oy!  I was thinking Caramel Logs, and saw Hob Nobs, and, well, the rest was just my sad brain.
 


Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun

[Pedro]

Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun.
You can go back and forth,

[Mouse]

Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun.
You can go back and forth,
Eat like a horse,
Then finish it off with a bun.  8-)

[Pedro]

LOL

Let's go over to the ref for a judgement....



"The player has clearly put down two lines in one go and then delayed the game by not starting the next limerick....the penalty is a loss of biscuit privileges for 30 seconds!".

Seems a bit harsh....  

[Brom]

LOL

Let's go over to the ref for a judgement....

"The player has clearly put down two lines in one go and then delayed the game by not starting the next limerick....the penalty is a loss of biscuit privileges for 30 seconds!".

Seems a bit harsh....  

Not a bit of it. The rules, (which were hastily made up by yours truly    )clearly state ONE line per player... I don't know!!! :roll:  :lol:

OK then...

The Rules of this forum are clear

[rogerg]

The Rules of this forum are clear
but get cloudy when mixed with a beer

[Brom]

Bloody ell Rog.... what time do you get up!!!      or was it a late nite!  :lol: I'm guessing your daylight saving switch prior to ours helps?

[rogerg]

Bloody ell Rog.... what time do you get up!!!      or was it a late nite!  :lol: I'm guessing your daylight saving switch prior to ours helps?

heh  no, it's early, 5:40am here...  I'm up at about 5:15am, head to work about 6:30-ish with a 45 minute commute.
 8-)


but it's bloody cold this morning!  5° F!!   :evil:

we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.  

[Hedgehog]

The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,

[Pedro]

The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
Becomes foggy and dense

[Philadelphia]

The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
Becomes foggy and dense
Nevermind that! Our biscuits are here!


Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal

[catherine]

Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal

[Brom]

Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"

[Nellie]

Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
"Some-one get a hat"

[RacingHippo]

Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
"Some-one get a hat"
That shiny thing* you should conceal!


Here's a challenging one related to the last two hours of my life:

Whilst reading the posts on this forum



* I was going to say "pate" but someone might have thought it was a euphemism.