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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2009, 10:40:43 PM »
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2009, 11:16:12 PM »
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2009, 02:53:48 AM »
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2009, 07:20:35 AM »
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
Never consider the cost!


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New one (?):

Lest we forget young Mitchell,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2009, 09:47:52 AM »
Yes it's your go to start.
It's in the post!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2009, 09:50:42 AM »
Nellie, he had started, with a rather hard-to-rhyme first line!
I'll have a go anyway... good luck to the person who has to find another rhyme for "Mitchell" - it's almost as bad as "orange" or "silver"!

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2009, 10:29:08 AM »
Oops! I thought it was just a prod. :lol:

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,






(careful....)
It's in the post!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2009, 12:26:37 PM »
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2009, 12:56:50 PM »
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
in a tatty and smelly old towel.

Difficult but well done all, and full marks for avoiding 'the obvious' in line four   :lol:

A bit easier, hopefully....  :D

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2009, 12:59:09 PM »
Brom, you can't rhyme "towel" with Mitchell!!

John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2009, 01:02:20 PM »
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"


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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2009, 01:11:16 PM »
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
It's in the post!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2009, 01:28:25 PM »
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
So could do without all of you mocking.

Next one!  :D

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2009, 01:39:05 PM »
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2009, 05:04:33 PM »
Catherine - I know it did not rhyme with Mitchell, however, after a fruitless search at lunchtime for something that does, I felt I needed to... well, throw in the towel.
 :D

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