Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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catherine

There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost

rogerg

There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is

Pedro

There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

FantomG

There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
Never consider the cost!


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New one (?):

Lest we forget young Mitchell,

Nellie

Yes it's your go to start.
It's in the post!

catherine

Nellie, he had started, with a rather hard-to-rhyme first line!
I'll have a go anyway... good luck to the person who has to find another rhyme for "Mitchell" - it's almost as bad as "orange" or "silver"!

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),

Nellie

Oops! I thought it was just a prod. :lol:

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,






(careful....)
It's in the post!

Pedro

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Brom

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
in a tatty and smelly old towel.

Difficult but well done all, and full marks for avoiding 'the obvious' in line four   :lol:

A bit easier, hopefully....  :D

John J's got a hole in his stocking
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

catherine

Brom, you can't rhyme "towel" with Mitchell!!

John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking

Tricky

John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"


(And that makes me a jammie dodger :) )
When the future\'s looking dark, we\'re the ones who have to shine...

Nellie

John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
It's in the post!

D S

John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
So could do without all of you mocking.

Next one!  :D

There once was a drummer called Andy
Come on, you\'re a lion!

The Cosmic Lawnmower

There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy

Brom

Catherine - I know it did not rhyme with Mitchell, however, after a fruitless search at lunchtime for something that does, I felt I needed to... well, throw in the towel.
 :D

There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333