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[RacingHippo]

Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is

[Trapezium Artist]

Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is,
The size of a barn?

[rogerg]

Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is,
The size of a barn?
plus a bag full of yarn

[RacingHippo]

Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is,
The size of a barn?
Plus a bag full of yarn
For spinning rude tales about nurses.


The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka

[Trapezium Artist]

The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,

[RacingHippo]

The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,
'Though Leon is dressed

[L33VEY]

The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,
'Though Leon is dressed
Simon's trousers, well pressed

[Pedro]

The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,
'Though Leon is dressed
Simon's trousers, well pressed
and repaired by a skilled needle-worker

Some good gigs on tonight but can't go

[Mikey]

Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show

[Pedro]

Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show
I heard it sold out

[RacingHippo]

Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show
I heard it sold out
I'm afraid I'll miss out.

[L33VEY]

Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show
I heard it sold out
I'm afraid I'll miss out.
Journey, Foreigner & Styx for me, don't yer know?


Jem's every thought goes on Twitter

[RacingHippo]

Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter

[rogerg]

Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter
in just one-forty chars

[Pedro]

Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter
in just one-forty chars
And a load of "ha-ha"s