Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Rook]

TA'll be on Newsnight tonight,
So name-check us Frost*ies, alright?!
Ms Wark gave no chance, 
She said "PUT ON SOME PANTS!"

[owen]

TA'll be on Newsnight tonight,
So name-check us Frost*ies, alright?!
Ms Wark gave no chance, 
She said "PUT ON SOME PANTS!"
They cut you off, when you said "Goodnight"

I thought you came across very well

[Trapezium Artist]

I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell,       (thanks, Owen  )

[L33VEY]

I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell,       (thanks, Owen  )
With a dab of cologne

[rogerg]

I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell,       (thanks, Owen  )
With a dab of cologne
and mellifluous tone

[RacingHippo]

I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell,   
With a dab of cologne
and mellifluous tone
A wondreful tale you did tell.

It's quiet on here as of late

[rogerg]

It's quiet on here as of late
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.

[Trapezium Artist]

It's quiet on here as of late,
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.
So let's make some noise,

[JimD]

It's quiet on here as of late,
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.
So let's make some noise,
C'mon girls and boys

[owen]

It's quiet on here as of late,
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.
So let's make some noise,
C'mon girls and boys
Silence is never that great...

Although, my mother said, once, it was golden

[Trapezium Artist]

Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,

[JimD]

Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,
Did your mum know John Cage?

[owen]

Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,
Did your mum know John Cage?
No, nor Jimmy Page

[rogerg]

Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,
Did your mum know John Cage?
No, nor Jimmy Page
Four minutes, thirty-three seconds and holdin'.


This is one damn erudite bunch

[Rook]

This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,