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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2009, 09:25:32 PM »
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre,
Coz the fat buggers can't move anymore.
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #46 on: March 10, 2009, 09:27:00 PM »
So.....my start off,


The Frosties* are clever and witty,
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2009, 09:39:13 PM »
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2009, 09:42:52 PM »
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2009, 09:44:54 PM »
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2009, 09:48:02 PM »
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity


On the hills above Milliontown,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2009, 09:49:10 PM »
Quote from: "Pedro"
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity

your honors, sir!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2009, 09:50:40 PM »
Sorry, edited in the new first line above....
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2009, 09:54:05 PM »
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2009, 10:36:53 PM »
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2009, 10:43:33 PM »
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
When the future\'s looking dark, we\'re the ones who have to shine...

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #56 on: March 10, 2009, 10:59:46 PM »
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
While the psycho from Toys hunts him down.

My turn to start, right?

As Jem executed a Mellotron,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #57 on: March 10, 2009, 11:34:52 PM »
Just thought I'd pop in quickly to say loving these, guys - and right now I can't think, let alone think of anything that rhymes with Mellotron!

So back to you...hold on - wait a minute...

As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion


(Feel free to replace if it is not up to your high standards!)

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #58 on: March 11, 2009, 12:08:07 AM »
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #59 on: March 11, 2009, 07:14:05 AM »
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake,