Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[tigermoth]

ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
Melted down, makes a wonderful plectrum
Or colourful beer mat

[JimD]

ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
Melted down, makes a wonderful plectrum
Or colourful beer mat
Or uncomfortable hat

[tigermoth]

ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
Melted down, makes a wonderful plectrum
Or colourful beer mat
Or uncomfortable hat
I sat on some once and I recked 'em.

2-xl was a nice little toy,

[Renters]

2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy

[owen]

2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy
It was green, yellow, red

[RacingHippo]

2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy
It was green, yellow, red
With a hole for his head

[Trapezium Artist]

2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy
It was green, yellow, red
With a hole for his head
And three more for the girls to enjoy.

I don't have a clue what that means,

[Mikey]

I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans

[Rook]

I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans,
With their holes for his legs,

[Mikey]

I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans,
With their holes for his legs,
held together with pegs

[RacingHippo]

I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans,
With their holes for his legs,
held together with pegs
But creaking a bit at the seams....

That's not meant as a slight to TA

[owen]

That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......

[Trapezium Artist]

That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......
You callin' me fat?! 

[Mikey]

That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......
You callin' me fat?! 
or a wizzened old bat?

[JimD]

That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......
You callin' me fat?! 
or a wizzened old bat?
No! You're you, in your own special way

Will we soon be halfway through the year?