Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[JimD]

Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
It's all over by Friday 
Will it be "bye-bye day"?
Or will Dave say "Scotland, come hither"?

UK was once Bruford and Wetton

[Mikey]

UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson

[owen]

UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson
You call that a rhyme?

[Mikey]

UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson
You call that a rhyme?
I make it sound fine

(which wazzock put Wetton? I thought it was pretty good myself, given the rhyminglessness of Wetton)

[D S]

UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson
You call that a rhyme?
I make it sound fine
As 'Jobson' sounds nicer than 'cretin'!

To see Frost* I might need a passport 

[Mikey]

To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export

[RacingHippo]

To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export
Paid in Smackeroonies*


*

[Mikey]

To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export
Paid in Smackeroonies
by a set of daft loonies

[owen]

To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export
Paid in Smackeroonies
by a set of daft loonies
Or you'll be on the list to deport

So will BC come and kick TA's arse?

[D S]

So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?

[Mikey]

So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?
TA will out Frost* him

[rogerg]

So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?
TA will out Frost* him
But not say "He's dead, Jim".

[Mikey]

So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?
TA will out Frost* him
But not say "He's dead, Jim".
& run off to produce a farce

IQ's gig in Bury is full

[owen]

IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull

[Mikey]

IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull
Why did you doubt me?