Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

rogerg · September 19, 2014, 10:11:52 PM

IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull
Why did you doubt me?
He is THE Mikey!

Rook · September 21, 2014, 06:56:29 AM

IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull
Why did you doubt me?
He is THE Mikey!
But your leg is so tempting to pull.

Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!

RacingHippo · September 21, 2014, 11:04:02 AM

Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.

Trapezium Artist · September 21, 2014, 12:04:11 PM

Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.
A wind up, perhaps?

[I haven't got a clue; but then neither did I know that Yes have a new studio album coming out. I think it's officially the case that I simply don't care about the current Yes at all; how sad that is, in many, many ways]

tigermoth · September 22, 2014, 08:58:32 AM

Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.
A wind up, perhaps?
Or reality lapse?

owen · September 22, 2014, 09:21:48 AM

Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.
A wind up, perhaps?
Or reality lapse?
Genyesis? Sounds like a mess

I think Rook is telling a fib

RobRideout · September 22, 2014, 10:28:31 AM

I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did

Mikey · September 22, 2014, 10:38:38 AM

I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did
Is he an MP?

owen · September 22, 2014, 10:42:51 AM

I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did
Is he an MP?
No, a crim, from Ozzie

Rook · September 22, 2014, 10:59:49 AM

#1290
I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did
Is he an MP?
No, a crim, from Ozzie
I was giving a bit of a rib.

As in... it was a continuation from the "Your leg is so tempting to pull" line.
Ah, never mind.

There once was a prog fan from Oz,

owen · September 22, 2014, 11:12:03 AM

There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...

RacingHippo · September 22, 2014, 12:09:27 PM

There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...
His limerick lines

Rook · September 22, 2014, 12:58:22 PM

There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...
His limerick lines
We're ever so fine,

owen · September 22, 2014, 03:46:21 PM

There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...
His limerick lines
We're ever so fine,
Relevance? Who gives a tozz

Has predictive text mucked up again?

Trapezium Artist · September 22, 2014, 10:45:51 PM

Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then