Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

rogerg · September 23, 2014, 12:05:39 AM

Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then
my prog turned to prig

Trapezium Artist · September 23, 2014, 10:47:17 AM

Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then
my prog turned to prig,
who armed with a twig,

owen · September 23, 2014, 11:27:48 AM

Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then
my prog turned to prig,
who armed with a twig,
Has broken my a lad insane

Today I don't know what to do

RacingHippo · September 23, 2014, 01:18:49 PM

Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true

rogerg · September 24, 2014, 01:18:30 AM

Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true
To wrangle a comet

owen · September 24, 2014, 07:10:51 AM

Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true
To wrangle a comet
Or watch Wallace & Grommet?

JimD · September 24, 2014, 11:40:51 AM

Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true
To wrangle a comet
Or watch Wallace & Grommet?
That's a choice and a half for, erm, you

On the other hand, I'm quite busy

Mikey · September 24, 2014, 01:10:42 PM

On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy

RacingHippo · September 24, 2014, 03:30:31 PM

On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy
Am I coming or going?

Mikey · September 24, 2014, 03:34:55 PM

On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy
Am I coming or going?
I'm not really knowing

JimD · September 24, 2014, 06:15:53 PM

On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy
Am I coming or going?
I'm not really knowing
Too much thinking's making me dizzy

"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles*

* - tough rhyme I know but I'm keepin' it Frost*ie!

tigermoth · September 25, 2014, 12:49:31 AM

"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les!

(Off topic, but just to let you know I've done a "The Other Me" remix. I'll post it. It's idiotic!)

Mikey · September 25, 2014, 07:45:11 AM

"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les!
Vox are by Marvin

tigermoth · September 25, 2014, 09:13:14 AM

"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les!
Vox are by Marvin
Where's breakfast I'm starvin'

owen · September 25, 2014, 09:57:26 AM

"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les!
Vox are by Marvin
Where's breakfast I'm starvin'
Said Cameron, to Angela Merkel (s)

So Jem's been playing the Stick?