Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Trapezium Artist]

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
Things are looking up!
And Mickelson's a giant baboon.

September's been beautiful here,

[owen]

September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear

[rogerg]

September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70

[RobRideout]

September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70
And the heavens look heavenly!

[Mikey]

#1300
September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70
And the heavens look heavenly!
It's time for some very nice beer


Is 900 an accurate count?

[Rook]

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?

[Trapezium Artist]

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,

[rogerg]

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,
though not funnies we lack

[RacingHippo]

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,
though not funnies we lack
I demand an immediate recount!

It's National Poetry Day!

[Mikey]

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may 

[Mikey]

It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display

[RacingHippo]

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may 
It must has proper grammar


It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills

[Mikey]

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may 
It must has proper grammar
so you would struggle wiv a bad stamma


It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
with smart wordy frills

[RacingHippo]

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may 
It must has proper grammar
So you would struggle wiv a bad stamma
And woe betide you if you can't make it rhyme.


It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
with smart wordy frills
For every doggerel has its day!


I apologise for that awful pun

[Renters]

I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done