Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

JimD · October 02, 2014, 05:22:51 PM

I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
It's no use saying sorry

owen · October 02, 2014, 06:22:17 PM

I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
It's no use saying sorry
Put your head under a lorry

Rook · October 02, 2014, 10:46:45 PM

I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
It's no use saying sorry
Put your head under a lorry,
'Cause a bus isn't half as much fun.

The Floyd have a new album coming,

owen · October 02, 2014, 11:02:20 PM

The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming

D S · October 03, 2014, 07:39:53 AM

The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here?

Rook · October 03, 2014, 07:51:31 AM

The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here?

There's no chance, I fear:

owen · October 03, 2014, 10:44:37 AM

The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here?
There's no chance, I fear:
He'd merely regard it as slumming

Idiots are making me mad

rogerg · October 03, 2014, 11:41:54 AM

Quote from: D S on October 03, 2014, 07:39:53 AM
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here?

/waves

Mikey · October 03, 2014, 01:09:45 PM

Quote from: rogerg on October 03, 2014, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: D S on October 03, 2014, 07:39:53 AM
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here?

/waves

Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad

rogerg · October 04, 2014, 12:33:50 AM

Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad
Ah, such a world 'tis

Rook · October 04, 2014, 07:52:58 AM

Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad
Ah, such a world 'tis
Be or not, that's the quiz,

RacingHippo · October 08, 2014, 01:02:11 PM

Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad
Ah, such a world 'tis
Be or not, that's the quiz,
Suffering slings and arrows ain't so bad.

I say, we got all Shakespearian!

gabrielkfl · October 08, 2014, 03:10:43 PM

I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!

(On a side note, found this just yesterday at a bookstore. It's brilliant.)

Mikey · October 08, 2014, 04:35:49 PM

I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
It's words wot is Rhymes

Renters · October 08, 2014, 06:27:06 PM

I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
It's words wot is Rhymes
And queer paradigms