Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Mikey]

I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
It's words wot is Rhymes
And queer paradigms
It's diff'rent from Yellow Christian


Old blunders is out on the road

[lyn]

old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed

[RacingHippo]

Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed
With his shiny new kit

[Renters]

Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed
With his shiny new kit
And own sticks with to hit

[Trapezium Artist]

Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed
With his shiny new kit
And own sticks with to hit,
The stretched skin of a scrofulous toad.


My mind is a blank; I can't think

[Mikey]

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync

[owen]

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch

[Rook]

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch,
Though his faith remains staunch,

[Mikey]

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch,
Though his faith remains staunch,
He may need some help from his shrink

I don't mind a bit of Vangelis

[owen]

I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis

[lyn]

I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down

[Rook]

I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down
With a ripped dressing gown,

[tigermoth]

#1310
I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down
With a ripped dressing gown,
and risking a pain in the dangelies (danglies)

You're much safer cutting the grass,

[Mikey]

You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass

[lyn]

You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
beware overnight Frost*