Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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Mikey

I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
It's words wot is Rhymes
And queer paradigms
It's diff'rent from Yellow Christian


Old blunders is out on the road
I used to have a signature

lyn

old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
Frost*-Saline "these women are the best in rock" ref: you tube
aliensatemycrumpets...frost*, frost*, maximum*** frost*...
http://www.spindependence.com

RacingHippo

Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
With his shiny new kit
* May contain nuts.

Renters

Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
With his shiny new kit
And own sticks with to hit
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

Trapezium Artist

Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
With his shiny new kit
And own sticks with to hit,
The stretched skin of a scrofulous toad.


My mind is a blank; I can't think

Mikey

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
I used to have a signature

owen

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch

Rook

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch,
Though his faith remains staunch,

Mikey

My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch,
Though his faith remains staunch,
He may need some help from his shrink

I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
I used to have a signature

owen

I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis

lyn


I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down :o
Frost*-Saline "these women are the best in rock" ref: you tube
aliensatemycrumpets...frost*, frost*, maximum*** frost*...
http://www.spindependence.com

Rook

I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down :o
With a ripped dressing gown,

tigermoth

#1310
I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down :o
With a ripped dressing gown,
and risking a pain in the dangelies ;) (danglies)

You're much safer cutting the grass,

Mikey

You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
I used to have a signature

lyn


You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
beware overnight Frost*
Frost*-Saline "these women are the best in rock" ref: you tube
aliensatemycrumpets...frost*, frost*, maximum*** frost*...
http://www.spindependence.com