Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Rook]

You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
beware overnight Frost*
And the Toys the kids tossed,

[JimD]

You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
beware overnight Frost*
And the Toys the kids tossed,
And the donkey, whose rhyme-line was last

And so, when is music not prog?

[owen]

And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog

[RacingHippo]

And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog
And the time sig 4/4

[Mikey]

And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog
And the time sig 4/4
and to listens a chore

[D S]

And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog
And the time sig 4/4
and to listen's a chore
On an iPod when out for a jog.

I'm currently residing in Spain

[JimD]

I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain

[lyn]

I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?

[JimD]

I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
Are you re-watching Tenko*?



* - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenko_%28TV_series%29

[Mikey]

I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
Are you re-watching Tenko*?



* - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenko_%28TV_series%29

Thanks, but I'm old enough to remember Tenko 

[JimD]

Thanks, but I'm old enough to remember Tenko 

Well, me too (hence I used it as a rhyme) but D.S. or other readers of this board may not be (or may not have heard of it).

[D S]

Thanks, but I'm old enough to remember Tenko 

Well, me too (hence I used it as a rhyme) but D.S. or other readers of this board may not be (or may not have heard of it).

Sadly I'm very much of an age to remember Tenko well... 

[owen]

Either I'm so old/demented I've forgotten it, or I never saw it

[Mikey]

or I never saw it

Saw what?

[JimD]

or I never saw it

Saw what?

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