Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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owen


RacingHippo

I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
Are you re-watching Tenko*?
Let's get this back on-thread again...

This is the first line of a limerick
* May contain nuts.

Rook

This is the first line of a limerick
That got us on track and was very slick,

D S

This is the first line of a limerick
That got us on track and was very slick
But the 3rd line was weak
Come on, you\'re a lion!

Trapezium Artist

This is the first line of a limerick,
That got us on track and was very slick,
But the 3rd line was weak,
Its humour oblique,

owen

This is the first line of a limerick,
That got us on track and was very slick,
But the 3rd line was weak,
Its humour oblique,
And the fifth line was just frankly sick

My dog is a large scruffy pooch

Rook

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,

Mikey

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
I used to have a signature

tigermoth

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
Mine just stole my wife's purse

Mikey

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
Mine just stole my wife's purse
whilst having an amorous smooch


There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I used to have a signature

tigermoth

There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales

RacingHippo

There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
* May contain nuts.

D S

There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
We'll cheer, raise a cup
Come on, you\'re a lion!

owen

ere's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
We'll cheer, raise a cup
And you should get 23 sales

Or more than that, if you're lucky

Mikey

Or more than that, if you're lucky
It's prog, with lyrics so mucky
I used to have a signature