Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[owen]

What limerick?

[RacingHippo]

I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
Are you re-watching Tenko*?
Let's get this back on-thread again...

This is the first line of a limerick

[Rook]

This is the first line of a limerick
That got us on track and was very slick,

[D S]

This is the first line of a limerick
That got us on track and was very slick
But the 3rd line was weak

[Trapezium Artist]

This is the first line of a limerick,
That got us on track and was very slick,
But the 3rd line was weak,
Its humour oblique,

[owen]

This is the first line of a limerick,
That got us on track and was very slick,
But the 3rd line was weak,
Its humour oblique,
And the fifth line was just frankly sick

My dog is a large scruffy pooch

[Rook]

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,

[Mikey]

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse

[tigermoth]

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
Mine just stole my wife's purse

[Mikey]

My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
Mine just stole my wife's purse
whilst having an amorous smooch


There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales

[tigermoth]

There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales

[RacingHippo]

There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"

[D S]

There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
We'll cheer, raise a cup

[owen]

ere's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
We'll cheer, raise a cup
And you should get 23 sales

Or more than that, if you're lucky

[Mikey]

Or more than that, if you're lucky
It's prog, with lyrics so mucky