Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

tigermoth · January 08, 2015, 07:42:09 PM

Jem's website still looks the same,
Perhaps he's off playing a game?
Websites aren't his thing
Worm cathedral building?
It's those radio two folk I blame!

Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?

Rook · January 08, 2015, 11:08:52 PM

Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)

owen · January 09, 2015, 12:22:00 AM

Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)
The man who played bass

rogerg · January 09, 2015, 12:29:34 AM

Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)
The man who played bass
this album is ace!

tigermoth · January 09, 2015, 12:35:09 AM

Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)
The man who played bass
this album is ace!
Am I disappointed? No I an't!

I'd like to go on about it more,

JimD · January 09, 2015, 12:10:17 PM

I'd like to go on about it more,

Then please do, I beseech, I implore!

RacingHippo · January 09, 2015, 01:16:06 PM

I'd like to go on about it more,

Then please do, I beseech, I implore!
I'll go make some tea

tigermoth · January 09, 2015, 08:26:40 PM

I'd like to go on about it more,

Then please do, I beseech, I implore!
I'll go make some tea
Any hobnobs for me?

RacingHippo · January 12, 2015, 01:20:00 PM

I'd like to go on about it more,

Then please do, I beseech, I implore!
I'll go make some tea
Any hobnobs for me?
Dunno. Have a look in the store.

What was the topic again?

owen · January 12, 2015, 10:35:08 PM

What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain

rogerg · January 13, 2015, 12:05:55 AM

What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain
A topic? what's that?

Trapezium Artist · January 13, 2015, 08:01:08 AM

What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain
A topic? what's that?
Hazelnuts plus fat,

JimD · January 13, 2015, 10:27:46 AM

What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain
A topic? what's that?
Hazelnuts plus fat,
And a modified playground refrain*

So what gigs will you go to this year?

*Topic was the name of a chocolate bar back in ye olde day. The Topic advert from the 70s went "What has a hazelnut in every bite? TOPIC!", but at my junior skool the cheery "TOPIC!" was changed to "Squirrel sh*t!"

Mikey · January 13, 2015, 02:08:26 PM

So what gigs will you go to this year?
and will it involve lots of beer?

tigermoth · January 13, 2015, 07:09:17 PM

So what gigs will you go to this year?
and will it involve lots of beer?
John Shuttleworth in March