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[RacingHippo]

In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats
With or without their hats
Poor Lyn, she is twatless
I am why Jem is Hatless!
Phew! You got out of that one with tact!

My choir's doing a gig, week on sat

[lyn]

My choir's doing a gig, week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat

[Mikey]

My choir's doing a gig, week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat
do you sing castrato?

[rogerg]

My choir's doing a gig, week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat
do you sing castrato?
While holding a potato

[Mikey]

My choir's doing a gig, week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat
do you sing castrato?
While holding a potato
and grooming the cat in the hat

The Unquiet Sky is quite brill

[Trapezium Artist]

The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,

[Mikey]

The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,
There's Mitchell on geetar

[lyn]

The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,
There's Mitchell on geetar
b(l)og, fridge, cheese'n meat-er

[Mikey]

The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,
There's Mitchell on geetar
b(l)og, fridge, cheese'n meat-er
The rhyme of this verse went downhill

There was a prog fan from Milan

[JimD]

There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can

[RacingHippo]

There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can
S/He shunned Justin Bieber

[JimD]

There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can
S/He shunned Justin Bieber
Pop war nicht ihre Liebe*




* I am instigating Jim's law of languages-other-than-English-are-preferable-if-the-ongoing-rhyme-is-maintained (though the meaning has to be relevant) - check it in Google translate

[tigermoth]

There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can
S/He shunned Justin Bieber
Pop war nicht ihre Liebe*
but he didn't half dig Manfred Mann

Was he partial to some Doracor?

[JimD]

Was he partial to some Doracor?
No, he'd not heard of that band before

[Mikey]

Was he partial to some Doracor?
No, he'd not heard of that band before
Where do they come from?