Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Mikey · August 03, 2015, 09:55:42 PM

Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur

lyn · August 03, 2015, 11:48:51 PM

Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur
Where it is patent-ly new

owen · August 04, 2015, 09:32:56 AM

Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur
Where it is patent-ly new
They're now red, not blue

JimD · August 07, 2015, 10:03:47 AM

Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur
Where it is patent-ly new
They're now red, not blue
Like a comet in 3-D, (refer).

It's Friday! What fun have you planned?

Mikey · August 07, 2015, 01:16:11 PM

It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned

D S · August 07, 2015, 01:38:32 PM

It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned
Don't forget the sun block

RacingHippo · August 07, 2015, 02:34:20 PM

It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned
Don't forget the sun block
And to adjust your clock

owen · August 07, 2015, 05:10:33 PM

It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned
Don't forget the sun block
And to adjust your clock
That was close! Or the limerick would be banned!

Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?

D S · August 07, 2015, 05:45:55 PM

Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?

JimD · August 07, 2015, 09:42:46 PM

Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?
Is it silly mid off?

Mikey · August 07, 2015, 09:49:44 PM

Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?
Is it silly mid off?
is Oz in a deep trough?

JimD · August 09, 2015, 09:45:08 AM

#1450
Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?
Is it silly mid off?
is Oz in a deep trough?
Root and Wood seem to be just the ticket!

It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,

Trapezium Artist · August 09, 2015, 12:32:40 PM

It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,

rogerg · August 09, 2015, 01:14:06 PM

It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,
with a plink and a plonk,

tigermoth · August 09, 2015, 04:01:16 PM

It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,
with a plink and a plonk,
and a bang and a bonk