Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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Brom

As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake
And a noise like a buzzing dipteron.


(If nothing else I learned a new word today!)
Bravo on the above everyone, especially liked the the 'Wonderland' one... fantastic! :D

Try this one....

With experiments designed for masses
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

catherine

With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes

rogerg

With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate

Dave M

Quote from: "rogerg"With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate

And the hobbits procrastinate ...
... it was like watching a peach jelly f##k a steel drum ..  

Pedro

Deepest apologies to Cosmic Lawnmower - I accidentally moderated his post into the ether.
Here is a feeble attempt to re-instate it.....bad Pedro... :oops:

Quote from: "Cosmic Lawnmower"With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate
And the hobbits procrastinate
Jem sorted Cosmic out with backstage passes


Next one:-

JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Pedro

JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Brom

JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

catherine

JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham

ProgDog

Quote from: "FantomG"There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
That gr8gonzo's a smart chap for a human. Knows what he's talking about.

Yeah, That's Right, I'm a dog. Get over it. Woof,woof baby.

D S, My new bestest buddy is even more cleverer than Gonz

ProgDog

JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham
And Jem Stood there taking the mickey.
That gr8gonzo's a smart chap for a human. Knows what he's talking about.

Yeah, That's Right, I'm a dog. Get over it. Woof,woof baby.

D S, My new bestest buddy is even more cleverer than Gonz

D S

Quote from: "ProgDog"
Quote from: "FantomG"There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
That'll be a Thunderfrog I trust.  ;)

Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...
Come on, you\'re a lion!

ProgDog

Quote from: "D S"Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...

Doh! Stupid ProgDog. :D OK........

A naked bassist named JJ,
That gr8gonzo's a smart chap for a human. Knows what he's talking about.

Yeah, That's Right, I'm a dog. Get over it. Woof,woof baby.

D S, My new bestest buddy is even more cleverer than Gonz

Gandalf1986

Quote from: "ProgDog"A naked bassist named JJ,

A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
You talk
You think you own me
You miss the point completely
These things I do they\'re not for you
I\'m sick and I\'m tired
Leave me alone...
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. - Pedro

catherine

A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet

Bokkie

A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
If wishes where horses, we\'re all been eating steak.