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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #75 on: March 12, 2009, 03:06:36 AM »
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
When the bassist named jj went neigh.
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2009, 03:07:43 AM »
There was once a drummer called Andy
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2009, 07:12:47 AM »
There was once a drummer called Andy,
Who found Paradiddles quite handy,






...stick with it  :D

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #78 on: March 12, 2009, 07:17:05 AM »
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

Next! :lol:

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #79 on: March 12, 2009, 07:26:16 AM »
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But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

literally lol ...

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #80 on: March 12, 2009, 07:35:09 AM »
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....
And his drum kit looks fine and dandy.



 :mrgreen:
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #81 on: March 12, 2009, 07:36:43 AM »
Should we start another one......yes, I think so.....



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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #82 on: March 12, 2009, 09:36:23 AM »
Quote from: "Pedro"
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

Next! :lol:

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,


hahaha!
Quote from: "jib"
At 3am in The Cube,

but now we have two good starts!!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #83 on: March 12, 2009, 11:12:51 AM »
Ohhh... Stereo!!!!!  :D

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #84 on: March 12, 2009, 01:07:31 PM »
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
"One man\'s Drum Machine is another man\'s Mellotron"
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #85 on: March 12, 2009, 02:47:34 PM »
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
It's in the post!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #86 on: March 12, 2009, 06:44:13 PM »
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'
To put a few quid in your purse


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
So he rubbed it all over his boob

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #87 on: March 12, 2009, 07:01:36 PM »
another one?

While mixing an album one day,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #88 on: March 12, 2009, 07:25:25 PM »
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #89 on: March 12, 2009, 07:49:38 PM »
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
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