Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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johninblack

There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

Nellie

There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
And walloped some blokes bitter shandy
It's in the post!

Nellie

Ooops, my go.

There once was a dog name of Prog,
It's in the post!

johninblack

There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

catherine

There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,

johninblack

There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

FantomG

There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!



...not very riveting I know .....queue the groans...& apologies about the tough one earlier .....

Okay, is this a little easier..

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We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,



 :shock:

L33VEY

We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

D S

We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
Come on, you\'re a lion!

johninblack

We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard,
Some claim he's weird,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

catherine

We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
Some claim he's weird,
But I think they're a bit silly-o.

catherine

My turn again...

The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore,

The Cosmic Lawnmower

The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor

Pedro

The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Brom

The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre
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