Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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johninblack

The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre,
Coz the fat buggers can't move anymore.
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

johninblack

So.....my start off,


The Frosties* are clever and witty,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

Pedro

The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Mouse

The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble

rogerg

The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble

Pedro

The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity


On the hills above Milliontown,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

rogerg

Quote from: "Pedro"The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity

your honors, sir!

Pedro

Sorry, edited in the new first line above....
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

rogerg

On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown

catherine

On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders

Tricky

On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
When the future\'s looking dark, we\'re the ones who have to shine...

Mouse

On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
While the psycho from Toys hunts him down.

My turn to start, right?

As Jem executed a Mellotron,

Rob Cott

Just thought I'd pop in quickly to say loving these, guys - and right now I can't think, let alone think of anything that rhymes with Mellotron!

So back to you...hold on - wait a minute...

As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion


(Feel free to replace if it is not up to your high standards!)

rogerg

As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break

FantomG

As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake,