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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #60 on: March 11, 2009, 08:10:49 AM »
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake
And a noise like a buzzing dipteron.


(If nothing else I learned a new word today!)
Bravo on the above everyone, especially liked the the 'Wonderland' one... fantastic! :D

Try this one....

With experiments designed for masses
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #61 on: March 11, 2009, 09:19:38 AM »
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #62 on: March 11, 2009, 09:47:07 AM »
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #63 on: March 11, 2009, 11:03:41 AM »
Quote from: "rogerg"
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate

And the hobbits procrastinate ...
... it was like watching a peach jelly f##k a steel drum ..  :oops:

Quote from: "Cosmic Lawnmower"
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate
And the hobbits procrastinate
Jem sorted Cosmic out with backstage passes


Next one:-

JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #65 on: March 11, 2009, 12:38:38 PM »
JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #66 on: March 11, 2009, 12:47:33 PM »
JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #67 on: March 11, 2009, 12:48:46 PM »
JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #68 on: March 11, 2009, 01:55:46 PM »
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There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
That gr8gonzo's a smart chap for a human. Knows what he's talking about.

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #69 on: March 11, 2009, 01:58:49 PM »
JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham
And Jem Stood there taking the mickey.
That gr8gonzo's a smart chap for a human. Knows what he's talking about.

Yeah, That's Right, I'm a dog. Get over it. Woof,woof baby.

D S, My new bestest buddy is even more cleverer than Gonz

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #70 on: March 11, 2009, 05:33:52 PM »
Quote from: "ProgDog"
Quote from: "FantomG"
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
That'll be a Thunderfrog I trust.  ;)

Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...
Come on, you\'re a lion!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #71 on: March 11, 2009, 05:37:58 PM »
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Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...

Doh! Stupid ProgDog. :D OK........

A naked bassist named JJ,
That gr8gonzo's a smart chap for a human. Knows what he's talking about.

Yeah, That's Right, I'm a dog. Get over it. Woof,woof baby.

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #72 on: March 11, 2009, 06:43:27 PM »
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A naked bassist named JJ,

A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
You talk
You think you own me
You miss the point completely
These things I do they\'re not for you
I\'m sick and I\'m tired
Leave me alone...
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #73 on: March 11, 2009, 09:34:42 PM »
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #74 on: March 11, 2009, 09:42:51 PM »
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
If wishes where horses, we\'re all been eating steak.