Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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johninblack

A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
When the bassist named jj went neigh.
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

johninblack

There was once a drummer called Andy
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

FantomG

There was once a drummer called Andy,
Who found Paradiddles quite handy,






...stick with it  :D

Pedro

There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

Next! :lol:

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

FantomG

QuoteBut his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

literally lol ...

johninblack

There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....
And his drum kit looks fine and dandy.



 :mrgreen:
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

johninblack

Should we start another one......yes, I think so.....



At 3am in The Cube,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

rogerg

Quote from: "Pedro"There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

Next! :lol:

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,


hahaha!
Quote from: "jib"At 3am in The Cube,

but now we have two good starts!!

Brom

Ohhh... Stereo!!!!!  :D

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

Philadelphia

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
"One man\'s Drum Machine is another man\'s Mellotron"
- Pedro

Nellie

Quote from: "Philadelphia"If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
It's in the post!

catherine

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'
To put a few quid in your purse


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
So he rubbed it all over his boob

catherine

another one?

While mixing an album one day,

Pedro

While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

johninblack

While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"