Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

catherine · August 11, 2009, 10:00:36 PM

#256
When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" followed "BANG"!
The whole thing went "Twang!"
That was while he was watching the birdie.

Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,

Pedro · August 11, 2009, 10:38:58 PM

Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy

RacingHippo · August 12, 2009, 08:21:18 AM

Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard

L33VEY · August 12, 2009, 08:41:54 AM

Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
I'd say "great" is the word

catherine · September 02, 2009, 10:20:44 AM

Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
I'd say "great" is the word
Let's hope the reviewers agree!

Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,

Pedro · September 04, 2009, 02:14:28 AM

Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,

rogerg · September 04, 2009, 02:39:21 AM

Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
just the back of the hand

RacingHippo · September 04, 2009, 11:11:14 PM

Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned

catherine · September 04, 2009, 11:27:10 PM

Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
And he can't even play us a sample.

We're awaiting November the seventh,

Pedro · September 04, 2009, 11:37:44 PM

Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
We all hope that you much better are, pal

Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,

FantomG · September 07, 2009, 08:59:42 PM

Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD

rogerg · September 08, 2009, 01:33:30 AM

Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
waiting for 11-7

L33VEY · September 08, 2009, 08:52:00 PM

Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
waiting for 11-7
the Peel will sure feel like Heaven

RacingHippo · September 09, 2009, 09:20:51 AM

Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout?
waiting for 11-7
the Peel will sure feel like Heaven
As they play Hokey-Cokey: In! Out!

Nellie's back on The Internetz at last

catherine · September 09, 2009, 10:34:30 AM

I'm sulking because Pedro ignored the new limerick I'd started higher up the page and started a new one of his own.