Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Trapezium Artist]

The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Much ale is consumed
and they're usually costumed,
Black T's with red stars, at a hunch.

Will Catherine make Uden today?

[owen]

Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?

[RacingHippo]

Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?

[L33VEY]

Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Or the place for Dec's do?

[Trapezium Artist]

Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Or the place for Dec's do?
Correct sir, you win sir, hooray!

The snow here is growing quite deep,

[RacingHippo]

The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep

[Pedro]

The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss

[Trapezium Artist]

The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss,
His collie's quite cross,

[Pedro]

#490
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss,
His collie's quite cross,
When he starts to count he falls asleep

Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive

[L33VEY]

Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive

[Pedro]

Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge

[MadeOutOfCats]

Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
More pram in the wedge!

:twisted:

[Trapezium Artist]

Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
More pram in the wedge!
And Blunders playing "Staying Alive"

My wife's birthday's also this week,

[catherine]

My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,

[L33VEY]

My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
The presents need to double