Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

owen · March 01, 2011, 05:19:10 PM

But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!

Nev · March 01, 2011, 05:39:31 PM

But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
and a Bourbon, or three

catherine · March 02, 2011, 02:50:39 PM

But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
and a Bourbon, or three
But look out for Pedro, the Pun King.

Jem has all our love and good wishes,

rogerg · March 02, 2011, 03:50:58 PM

Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes

RacingHippo · March 02, 2011, 03:56:36 PM

Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks

owen · March 02, 2011, 03:58:54 PM

Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
To dig up his leeks

Trapezium Artist · March 02, 2011, 05:45:48 PM

Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
To dig up his leeks,
Which he'll cook in a pie with some fishes.

I think that we're all rather shocked,

Mouse · March 02, 2011, 05:47:17 PM

I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked

RacingHippo · March 02, 2011, 05:56:26 PM

I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered

MadeOutOfCats · March 02, 2011, 08:31:11 PM

I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
Our Hutts have been Jabba'd

owen · March 02, 2011, 09:09:58 PM

I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
Our Hutts have been Jabba'd
And our pocket money has just been docked

Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?

Pedro · March 02, 2011, 10:05:51 PM

Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace

Mouse · March 02, 2011, 11:25:05 PM

Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry

rogerg · March 02, 2011, 11:35:59 PM

Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
and fingers that hurry

owen · March 02, 2011, 11:45:18 PM

Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
and fingers that hurry
And Squire helping out on the bass...

No, well how about Rudess or Banks?