Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[sawtooth]

Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,

[owen]

Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,
You like crumbs in your pint? :roll:

[catherine]

Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,
You like crumbs in your pint? :roll:
Look, I've had no complaint,

[Pedro]

Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,
You like crumbs in your pint? :roll:
Look, I've had no complaint,
If you're dunking them that is just weir

Here's the "d" that fell off the last line

[Againesis]

Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!

[Brom]

Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!
ow the " " has goe missig

[catherine]

Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!
ow the " " has goe missig
the poor sake keeps hissig

[Trapezium Artist]

Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!
ow the " " has goe missig,
the poor sake keeps hissig,
It's ice that you mae this thig rhyme.

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,

[rogerg]

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang

[RacingHippo]

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-plop, then ftang,

[davejd]

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang
Snap crackle and pop,

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-pop, then ftang,
Kerplink and kerplunk,

[Againesis]

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang
Snap crackle and pop,
Phut...phut....phut.....phut........plop

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-plop, then ftang,
Kerplink and kerplunk,
Bzzzzzzz.......CLUNK

[owen]

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang
Snap crackle and pop,
Phut...phut....phut.....phut........plop

Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-plop, then ftang,
Kerplink and kerplunk,
Bzzzzzzz.......CLUNK

But both of them end with a BAAAANNNNGGGGG

Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse

[catherine]

Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse
Without going binary, or worse

[Pedro]

Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse
Without going binary, or worse
Tryping faster will help