Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[catherine]

Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter
in just one-forty chars
And a load of "ha-ha"s
He's becoming an epic bullsh*****                   (sorry, it was the obvious rhyme...  :oops: )

MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,

[Brom]

MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,

[Trapezium Artist]

MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,

[RacingHippo]

MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf

[RacingHippo]

*Ahem*

MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf
_________________________________ <- Insert (amusing) last line here

[DueyC]

*Ahem*

MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf
_________________________________ <- Insert (amusing) last line here

It's no good, you've killed it  :lol:

[rogerg]

MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf
heh 'tis time for a day in the sun!


Pedro's worried about forum attendance

[Pedro]

Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents

[DueyC]

Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents
But it's OK, we're here

[MadeOutOfCats]

Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents
But it's OK, we're here
Or lurking just near

[L33VEY]

#650
Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents
But it's OK, we're here
Or lurking just near
We've been naughty and this is our penance!

Jem's new set up has guitar pedals

[catherine]

Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.

[DueyC]

Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.
He makes such a noise

[Pedro]

Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.
He makes such a noise
Just adjusting his poise

[catherine]

Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.
He makes such a noise
Just adjusting his poise
So he doesn't look quite so dishevelled.

JM and Blunders have just been out, boating,