Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

johninblack · August 20, 2012, 03:50:20 PM

Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
Head thick as a plank,

Rook · August 20, 2012, 05:45:46 PM

Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
Head thick as a plank,
From the drink that you drank;

johninblack · August 20, 2012, 06:55:49 PM

Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
Head thick as a plank,
From the drink that you drank;
Pulled A bird, think her name might be Sheila

It's been way too hot around here,

Rook · August 20, 2012, 07:34:03 PM

It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,

Krische_Jasche · August 20, 2012, 11:19:20 PM

It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,
But wait, that's no pool,

Trapezium Artist · August 21, 2012, 04:25:26 AM

It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,
But wait, that's no pool,
It's the Death Star, you fool,

Rook · August 21, 2012, 07:09:10 AM

It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,
But wait, that's no pool,
It's the Death Star, you fool,
And its pulling us in now, I fear.

For my band to have serious prog cred,

RacingHippo · August 21, 2012, 02:39:01 PM

For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read

johninblack · August 21, 2012, 07:33:11 PM

For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read
The results were so sad,

Rook · August 21, 2012, 09:52:54 PM

For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read
The results were so sad,
We hired Steve Gadd

Krische_Jasche · August 22, 2012, 12:38:20 AM

For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read
The results were so sad,
We hired Steve Gadd
And learned to play dixieland instead.

Dancing out with the moonlit knight,

sawtooth · August 22, 2012, 01:55:01 AM

Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,

johninblack · August 22, 2012, 05:30:58 AM

Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,
with his green shield stamps,

Rook · August 22, 2012, 07:50:25 AM

Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,
with his green shield stamps,
On his underpants

catherine · August 22, 2012, 01:05:46 PM

Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,
with his green shield stamps,
On his underpants
He gave all the hobbits a fright.

Green Shield Stamps? On his pants? What a wally!