Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Rook · September 27, 2012, 02:28:42 AM

I've a new duff cd, with no tracks
listen hard, 'cause maybe it quacks!
Has the volume just ducked?
because every song sucked

owen · September 27, 2012, 06:42:19 AM

I've a new duff cd, with no tracks
listen hard, 'cause maybe it quacks!
Has the volume just ducked?
because every song sucked
Or is it everything else that it lacks?

Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie

Rook · September 27, 2012, 07:06:25 AM

Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly

johninblack · September 27, 2012, 08:07:00 AM

Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly,
they said it was rap,

Krische_Jasche · September 27, 2012, 09:37:22 AM

Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly,
they said it was rap,
executed by this chap,

johninblack · September 27, 2012, 09:42:51 AM

Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly,
they said it was rap,
executed by this chap,
Pants hanging down and was smelly

It's september, not as warm as it was,

Rook · September 27, 2012, 10:52:37 AM

It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ

Trapezium Artist · September 27, 2012, 12:45:04 PM

It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ,
The wizard's on fire,

Rook · September 27, 2012, 01:19:23 PM

It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ,
The wizard's on fire,
T'was his fondest desire,

Trapezium Artist · September 27, 2012, 03:01:57 PM

It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ,
The wizard's on fire,
T'was his fondest desire,
To self-immolate just because!

Every morning I love to eat toast,

lyn · September 27, 2012, 08:36:45 PM

Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most...

:shock: :evil: :cry: :? :roll:

Mikey · September 27, 2012, 09:38:27 PM

Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most
TA fits again

Trapezium Artist · September 28, 2012, 10:50:29 AM

Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most
TA fits again,
Tourettes? F*** Big Ben!

(no, I have absolutely no idea what this is all about; total free-form limerickery 8-) )

owen · September 28, 2012, 11:28:00 AM

Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most
TA fits again,
Tourettes? F*** Big Ben!
Steven Wilson your genial host.

The last verse was totally lame

Rook · September 28, 2012, 12:24:40 PM

The last verse was totally lame
And this will be more of the same,