Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[lyn]

frost* monkey trumpet ...
three syllables short, dear crumpet,  8-)
(this one could turn ugly, considering the only remaining legitimate rhyme for "trumpet" ;-)
short and dear, huh?
(it might be ugly already, although the one saving grace is "short and dear" is better than "short and cheap"  :lol: .... !)

[Trapezium Artist]

frost* monkey trumpet ...
three syllables short, dear crumpet,  8-)
short and dear, huh?
still missing one, duh!




(this one could turn ugly, considering the only remaining legitimate rhyme for "trumpet" ;-)

(it might be ugly already, although the one saving grace is "short and dear" is better than "short and cheap"  :lol: .... !)

(well, either version could refer to that last remaining rhyme which I now leave to someone else to invoke  8-) )

[owen]

frost* monkey trumpet ...
three syllables short, dear crumpet,  
short and dear, huh?
still missing one, duh!
don't you insult me, you...

I'm not calling anyone names

[rogerg]

I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?

[RacingHippo]

I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?
My nose ain't red

[catherine]

I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?
My nose ain't red
Mine is - I'm in bed

[Trapezium Artist]

I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?
My nose ain't red
Mine is - I'm in bed
With Rudolph? We's feeling your shames ... :shock:

Work's winding down now for the break,

[rogerg]

Work's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!

[wickedwitch]

Work's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!
I've soaked it in brandy

[Pedro]

Work's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!
I've soaked it in brandy
With extinguisher handy?

[rogerg]

ork's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!
I've soaked it in brandy
With extinguisher handy?
Call Messrs Emerson, Palmer, and Lake!



So the venue presented some challenge,

[RacingHippo]

So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",

[Trapezium Artist]

So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",
Such poetry japes,

[rogerg]

So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",
Such poetry japes,
But remember, No Capes!

[owen]

So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",
Such poetry japes,
But remember, No Capes!
you can all swivle round on my phalange! :shock:

Happy Xmas to one and to all