Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Trapezium Artist]

(everyone's been stunned into silence by the realisation that TA thinks Chablis tastes quite groovy... he'll be wearing flowers in his hair next!)

Nope, TA think groovy rhymes with Chablis: nothing more, nothing less.

The flowers in my hair are there for other reasons, in part encouraged by the fact that the very groovy soundtrack to the the 1965 short film Skater Dater occasionally pops up on my iPhone. Anyone with 17:38 to spare this weekend should head on over to YouTube and groove out. Even for a non-Californian and non-skate boarder, it's a great little piece of nostalgia  8-)

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRIt3aDX7-k

p.s. Actually, the album of music I have is 25 minutes long, so longer even than the film. Even more grooviness ...

[Mikey]

Flowers in my hair .

Hello Dolly  

[Rook]

I write from a train to Londinium
While listening to a CD by Trivium
And swigging Chablis,
Which tastes quite groovy,
In my goblet of pure beryllium.

If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:



*** was/were? "were" seems a better fit, but doesn't seem to agree with the "it". I don't want to say "they would be" because I am referring to the entity of Frost* and not the members that make it up. Logically then it should be "was", but that seems clunky. Might be a question for our resident grammar pedan^d^d^d^d^d expert, TA Meanwhile I think I need a coffee ***

[Mikey]

If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea

[MadeOutOfCats]

If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal

[Mikey]

If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal

All's fair in Love & Limericks

[Mikey]

If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal
OK then, a Camel

[Rook]

If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal
OK then, a Camel
Quaffing a glass of Chablis.

That is no small feat with large hooves,

[Mikey]

That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,

[rogerg]

That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,
with drinking and Gangnam

[Mikey]

That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,
with drinking and Gangnam
On holiday in Vietnam

[Trapezium Artist]

That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,
with drinking and Gangnam,
On holiday in Vietnam,
The lemongrass helps with his grooves  8-)


I have to go out on my bike,

[MadeOutOfCats]

I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike

[Mikey]

I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike
It's starting to get dark

[rogerg]

I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike
It's starting to get dark
So I'll stop at the park