Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

RacingHippo · January 24, 2014, 12:09:45 PM

It's too soon for that kind of thing
Don't preempt what others might sing
Your pitch might be off

owen · January 24, 2014, 04:10:48 PM

It's too soon for that kind of thing
Don't preempt what others might sing
Your pitch might be off
You might have a cough

Renters · January 24, 2014, 04:40:52 PM

#1020

Quote from: owen on January 24, 2014, 04:10:48 PM
It's too soon for that kind of thing
Don't preempt what others might sing
Your pitch might be off
You might have a cough
And drop something that shouldn't be seen

Renters · January 24, 2014, 04:41:40 PM

I can't get the hang of this format

RacingHippo · January 24, 2014, 05:03:35 PM

I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that

lyn · January 24, 2014, 07:54:18 PM

.....author=RacingHippo link=topic=768.msg66578#msg66578 date=1390583015]
I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that
Use preview* to check

*preview tells fibs so don't rely on it...

L33VEY · January 24, 2014, 08:32:47 PM

I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that
Use preview* to check
And then "Oh what the heck"

lyn · January 24, 2014, 09:28:07 PM

Quote from: L33VEY on January 24, 2014, 08:32:47 PM
I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that
Use preview* to check
And then "Oh what the heck"

You can now stick up any old tat...

Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!

RacingHippo · January 28, 2014, 01:07:20 PM

Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!
They're louder! And fill us with joy!

L33VEY · January 28, 2014, 08:32:35 PM

Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!
They're louder! And fill us with joy!
By the 28th of Feb

Rook · January 28, 2014, 08:58:55 PM

Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!
They're louder! And fill us with joy!
By the 28th of Feb
They'll be filling your head
Like chowder and cream of bok choy.

Sorry, I couldn't resist,

rogerg · January 28, 2014, 10:07:50 PM

Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!

lyn · January 28, 2014, 10:17:17 PM

Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!
Resistance is useless...

JimD · January 29, 2014, 12:42:19 PM

Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!
Resistance is useless
When the current is juiceless^‡

‡ Note: I am not a physicist and this is just a limerick, but I am aware that currents/voltages/resistance can behave in all sorts of ways so *claims artistic license*...

RacingHippo · January 29, 2014, 01:44:59 PM

Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!
Resistance is useless
When the current is juiceless
And sultanas are shriveled as a fist.

I apologise for the preceding pun