Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Renters]

I'm off for a half-day in Brussels,
To look at the stars and eat mussels
Will you partake of Kriek?
Rochefort? Kwak? Mort Subite?

[Trapezium Artist]

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I'm off for a half-day in Brussels,
To look at the stars and eat mussels
Will you partake of Kriek?
Rochefort? Kwak? Mort Subite?
Too much cherry could lead to pub tussles.

I was too rushed to drink any beer,

[Rook]

I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,

[owen]

I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,
It's all for the best

[Renters]

I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,
It's all for the best
At least no stains on my vest

[tigermoth]

I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,
It's all for the best
At least no stains on my vest
And besides which you might have felt queer.

With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,

[Mikey]

With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e

[owen]

With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e
Ooo no! A hot botty

[Mikey]

With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e
Ooo no! A hot botty
All fiery and hotty

[Rook]

With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e
Ooo no! A hot botty
All fiery and hotty,
We Frost*ies are nothing but class.

There once was a lady from Kent,

[Mikey]

There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent

[JimD]

There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent
In a rather stiff breeze

[Rook]

There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent
In a rather stiff breeze,
She snoze a huge sneeze,

[RacingHippo]

There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent
In a rather stiff breeze,
She snoze a huge sneeze,
And caused a cosmological event.

For she was the Great Arkleseizure

[Mikey]

For she was the Great Arkleseizure
the daughter of a fine weaver