Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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Renters

Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

owen

Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
Oh God! You're my wife!

Trapezium Artist

Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
Oh God! You're my wife!
For whom tinsel is life,

Rook

#1210
Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
Oh God! You're my wife!
For whom tinsel is life,
As for me, I'd rather have beer.

There is frost on the car here in Oz,

owen

There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because...

JimD

There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
About Me
Secret line! Who can see this? PM me!

Mikey

There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
you cannot decode
I used to have a signature

JimD

There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
you cannot decode
Whatever that week was that was

Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
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lyn


There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
you cannot decode
Whatever that week was that was

Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
Saves hours of plotting and scheming
Frost*-Saline "these women are the best in rock" ref: you tube
aliensatemycrumpets...frost*, frost*, maximum*** frost*...
http://www.spindependence.com

Renters

Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
Saves hours of plotting and scheming
Your prose is awry


That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

lyn


Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
Saves hours of plotting and scheming
Your prose is awry
Did'ja want me to cry?*



*Whoa,  80's flashback

Frost*-Saline "these women are the best in rock" ref: you tube
aliensatemycrumpets...frost*, frost*, maximum*** frost*...
http://www.spindependence.com

Trapezium Artist

Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning,
Saves hours of plotting and scheming,
Your prose is awry,
D'ya want me to cry?
Or watch while your parrot is preening?

So Luis has done for our boys,


owen

So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's

RacingHippo

So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's
Meh. Football. Whatever.
* May contain nuts.

Renters

So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's
Meh. Football. Whatever.
They weren't very clever
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...