Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[owen]

There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
Words for rhyming's sake shows lack of skill

Ok Renters, I'm going to call you out right there. WTF do you expect me to do with "salsa"?

C'mon, Rook: everyone knows that the obvious rhyme would have been "khalsa":

noun: the group of initiated Sikhs to which devout orthodox Sikhs are ritually admitted at puberty; founded by the tenth and last Guru in 1699

Balsa would definitely have been wrong though; completely different pronunciation 

Not in Wigan, it wouldn't!

I'm glad that we're back on our course,
Said the jockey to his piebald horse
He rode him quite hard
To the knackers yard
Dot dot dash (that's something clever, in morse)

That last statement was 100% tripe

[Renters]

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe


* Rook - can't blame me for Salsa, that was Owen's little gem

[Mikey]

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y


* Rook - can't blame me for Salsa, that was Owen's little gem

[tigermoth]

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y
And our time is costly!

"Balsa would definitely have been wrong though; completely different pronunciation  " Aye, depends where ya from dook! Hoho

[rogerg]

(Balsa and Salsa are different pronunciations? hmm.)

[tigermoth]

Gentlemen please! Let us not be drawn by such petty differences. We have a quest do we not?

[JimD]

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y
And our time is costly!
With a squeegee and windows to wipe!

An honest window cleaner from Lancs

[Renters]

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx

[JimD]

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen

[Mikey]

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
perverse and obscene

[owen]

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
perverse and obscene
When asked to join in? "No thanks"

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?

[Mikey]

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty

[RacingHippo]

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?

[JimD]

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Well she's not Tony Banks

[Renters]

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Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Well she's not Tony Banks
Never mind, coz now Supper's Ready

Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks