Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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owen

Quote from: Trapezium Artist on June 20, 2014, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: Rook on June 20, 2014, 09:27:57 PM
Quote from: Renters on June 20, 2014, 11:04:39 AM
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
Words for rhyming's sake shows lack of skill

Ok Renters, I'm going to call you out right there. WTF do you expect me to do with "salsa"?

C'mon, Rook: everyone knows that the obvious rhyme would have been "khalsa":

noun: the group of initiated Sikhs to which devout orthodox Sikhs are ritually admitted at puberty; founded by the tenth and last Guru in 1699

Balsa would definitely have been wrong though; completely different pronunciation  8)

Not in Wigan, it wouldn't!

I'm glad that we're back on our course,
Said the jockey to his piebald horse
He rode him quite hard
To the knackers yard
Dot dot dash (that's something clever, in morse)

That last statement was 100% tripe

Renters

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe


* Rook - can't blame me for Salsa, that was Owen's little gem
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

Mikey

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y


* Rook - can't blame me for Salsa, that was Owen's little gem
I used to have a signature

tigermoth

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y
And our time is costly!

"Balsa would definitely have been wrong though; completely different pronunciation  8)" Aye, depends where ya from dook! Hoho

rogerg

(Balsa and Salsa are different pronunciations? hmm.)

tigermoth

Gentlemen please! Let us not be drawn by such petty differences. We have a quest do we not?

JimD

That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y
And our time is costly!
With a squeegee and windows to wipe!

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
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Renters

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

JimD

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
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Mikey

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
perverse and obscene
I used to have a signature

owen

An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
perverse and obscene
When asked to join in? "No thanks"

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?

Mikey

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
I used to have a signature

RacingHippo

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
* May contain nuts.

JimD

Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Well she's not Tony Banks
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Renters

#1220
Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Well she's not Tony Banks
Never mind, coz now Supper's Ready

Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...