Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Mikey]

Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour
Zoot alors, mon ami!
Je porte mon képi

[JimD]

Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour
Zoot alors, mon ami!
Je porte mon képi
Which I hang on a hook on the door

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong*

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUZLV_GdZw

[Renters]

It was the Yorkshire reference, I bet.  First time the 'split' has not gone with the 'split' !!!  So...

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour
Each stage they will be at the fore

Le Tour starts in one day from now
I'll be glued to the tele from now

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong
The Dutch with a dubious song

[Trapezium Artist]

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,

Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how,      [really? c'mon guys ...  ]
To watch as the bikes,

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,

[Renters]

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
They're all out in force

Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how,               [really? c'mon guys ...  ]
To watch as the bikes,
Zoom past all the tykes,                            (Yes, really.  The most glorious sporting endeavour!!  Doping and blood replacement aside....)

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
And Poffertjes* as spats                           *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poffertjes

[Trapezium Artist]

The "really?" comment referred to the second line of the second split limerick, Renters, which ended in exactly the same two words as the first line: shocking breach of the regulations, sir.

That's why I edited it   

[rogerg]

limerickz iz seriaz biznez 'round here.

[lyn]

limerickz iz seriaz biznez

Whoa!  Thought that was some variant of a future tense in Spanish.

[rogerg]

limerickz iz seriaz biznez

Whoa!  Thought that was some variant of a future tense in Spanish.

heh

[Renters]

The "really?" comment referred to the second line of the second split limerick, Renters, which ended in exactly the same two words as the first line: shocking breach of the regulations, sir.

That's why I edited it   

My bad.  Hadn't spotted that.  Thought you were having a dig at the pure art of cycling!  I'm with you, bad form.

PS Shall we get back to the Limerick(s)

[owen]

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
They're all out in force
Keep reading (if you really want more)

Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how,               [really? c'mon guys ...  ]
To watch as the bikes,
Zoom past all the tykes,                            (Yes, really.  The most glorious sporting endeavour!!  Doping and blood replacement aside....)
With all the grace of a mutated sow          (take away doping and blood and you're left with Bradley Wiggins, who isn't even in it this year)

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
And Poffertjes* as spats
It all made a godawful pong

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog

[Mikey]

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge 

[Trapezium Artist]

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge 
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,

[RacingHippo]

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge 
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea

[Renters]

#1240
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge 
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea
And lets just hope that people make them span correctly and use the right amount of syllabales in future