Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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Mikey

Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour
Zoot alors, mon ami!
Je porte mon képi
I used to have a signature

JimD

Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour
Zoot alors, mon ami!
Je porte mon képi
Which I hang on a hook on the door

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong*

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUZLV_GdZw
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Renters

It was the Yorkshire reference, I bet.  First time the 'split' has not gone with the 'split' !!!  So...

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour
Each stage they will be at the fore

Le Tour starts in one day from now
I'll be glued to the tele from now

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong
The Dutch with a dubious song
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

Trapezium Artist

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,

Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how,      [really? c'mon guys ...  >:(]
To watch as the bikes,

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,



Renters

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
They're all out in force

Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how,               [really? c'mon guys ...  >:(]
To watch as the bikes,
Zoom past all the tykes,                            (Yes, really.  The most glorious sporting endeavour!!  Doping and blood replacement aside....)

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
And Poffertjes* as spats                           *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poffertjes
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

Trapezium Artist

The "really?" comment referred to the second line of the second split limerick, Renters, which ended in exactly the same two words as the first line: shocking breach of the regulations, sir.

That's why I edited it  >:(  ;)

rogerg


lyn

Quote from: rogerg on July 06, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
limerickz iz seriaz biznez

;)

Whoa!  Thought that was some variant of a future tense in Spanish.

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rogerg


Renters

Quote from: Trapezium Artist on July 06, 2014, 12:24:20 PM
The "really?" comment referred to the second line of the second split limerick, Renters, which ended in exactly the same two words as the first line: shocking breach of the regulations, sir.

That's why I edited it  >:(  ;)

My bad.  Hadn't spotted that.  Thought you were having a dig at the pure art of cycling!  I'm with you, bad form.

PS Shall we get back to the Limerick(s)
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

owen

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
They're all out in force
Keep reading (if you really want more)

Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how,               [really? c'mon guys ...  ]
To watch as the bikes,
Zoom past all the tykes,                            (Yes, really.  The most glorious sporting endeavour!!  Doping and blood replacement aside....)
With all the grace of a mutated sow          (take away doping and blood and you're left with Bradley Wiggins, who isn't even in it this year)

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
And Poffertjes* as spats
It all made a godawful pong

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog

Mikey

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge  >:(
I used to have a signature

Trapezium Artist

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge  >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,

RacingHippo

"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge  >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea
* May contain nuts.

Renters

#1240
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge  >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea
And lets just hope that people make them span correctly and use the right amount of syllabales in future
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...