Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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owen

Mind; we're all a bit loony in here,
But there's really nothing to fear
Take the highs with the lows
(There's a fair few of those!)

tigermoth

Mind; we're all a bit loony in here,
But there's really nothing to fear
Take the highs with the lows
(There's a fair few of those!)
And some lows can be rather severe!

Like the time I discovered my teacher ...

Trapezium Artist

Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,

JimD

Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,
So I called Tommy Stout
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owen

Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,
So I called Tommy Stout
To stop fishing for trout

Mikey

Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,
So I called Tommy Stout
To stop fishing for trout
To stop her being groped by a preacher

The MP's are back in the news
I used to have a signature

Renters

The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

L33VEY

The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
For dissin' new Pink Floyd?
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

owen

The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
For dissin' new Pink Floyd?
Buying wheels unalloyed?

JimD

The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
For dissin' new Pink Floyd?
Buying wheels unalloyed?
No! Wearing unfashionable shoes!

Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
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Mikey

Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
I used to have a signature

owen

Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
That Bill Nelson's a quacker

JimD

Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
That Bill Nelson's a quacker
And a mean axe attacker
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tigermoth

Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
That Bill Nelson's a quacker
And a mean axe attacker
And with that EBow my mind he ... well and truly messes with!

Or:
Nobody could say that he sucks.

Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,

owen

Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)