Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Mikey]

Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis
It's drinks all around,
You irascible hound,
I need to spend a pennee

A rather slow Hippo called racing

[RacingHippo]

A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing

[Mikey]

A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing
A nutter called Mikey

[RacingHippo]

A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing
A nutter called Mikey
Had been feeling quite spikey

[tigermoth]

A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing
A nutter called Mikey
Had been feeling quite spikey
But now we are all smily facing! ) ) )
(In't that nice. Buy the way there's me thinking one pronounced Chablis as chab-lis)



It's quiz night tonight at my local,

[Mikey]

It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?

[lyn]

It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?
meat raffle's tomorrow

[RacingHippo]

It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?
meat raffle's tomorrow
So I'd better borrow

[tigermoth]

It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?
meat raffle's tomorrow
So I'd better borrow
A quid from some friendly faced yokel

My general knowledge was aweful

[Mikey]

My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful

[gabrielkfl]

My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful
Then I said to myself

[rogerg]

My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful
Then I said to myself
'Ere's a book on this shelf

[Mikey]

My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful
Then I said to myself
'Ere's a book on this shelf
to improve my standard to offal (that probably works best the further North you are.)


There was a young drummer called Craig

[Mikey]

(that probably works best the further North you are.)

Possibly the Faroe islands

[Rook]

There was a young drummer called Craig,
Who played lead pram for reasons quite vague,