Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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owen

Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me

RacingHippo

Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me
What? My mum*'s made a record?


* Her name's Enid. I've never been able to take RJG and his pals seriously because of this.
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me
What? My mum*'s made a record?
With only one chord?
I used to have a signature

JimD

Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me
What? My mum*'s made a record?
With only one chord?
And she still found the time to make tea*?

There once was a much-loved band's web-board,



*tea, in this case with a side helping of artistic license and the acknowledgement that not all tea is made by mums, and not all mums make tea.
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Mikey

There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
I used to have a signature

rogerg

There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
Frost*y or 'fishy?

Renters

There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
Frost*y or 'fishy?
Or just wishy washy?
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

owen

There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
Frost*y or 'fishy?
Or just wishy washy?
Dont you mean "washy wishy"? Oh Lord...

My eldest has gone off to uni  :'( :) :'(

Mikey

My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
I used to have a signature

JimD

My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
My niece went on Monday
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Mikey

My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
My niece went on Monday
The one in Burundi?
I used to have a signature

RacingHippo

My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
My niece went on Monday
The one in Burundi?
Or the one who's in love with George Cloonie?

Scotland is all of a dither
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
I used to have a signature

D S

Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
It's all over by Friday  8)




Come on, you\'re a lion!

RacingHippo

Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
It's all over by Friday  8)
Will it be "bye-bye day"?
* May contain nuts.