Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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tigermoth

So Jem's been playing the Stick?He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's so good it makes one quite sick

Mikey

So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella
I used to have a signature

Rook

So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella,
And his music is stellar,

Renters

So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella,
And his music is stellar,
It's a shame that his head is so slick

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

Trapezium Artist

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,

D S

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
Come on, you\'re a lion!

Renters

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
But will all come to naught,
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

Trapezium Artist

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
But will all come to naught,
As the clock ticks in 7/8 time.

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,

johninblack

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!

"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

owen

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch

Rook

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch
As I sit back and watch,

Trapezium Artist

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch
As I sit back and watch,
The Euros head for a Ryder Cup win.

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,  :-\

johninblack

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

D S

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
Come on, you\'re a lion!

RacingHippo

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
Things are looking up!
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