Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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Trapezium Artist

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
Things are looking up!
And Mickelson's a giant baboon.

September's been beautiful here,

owen

September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear

rogerg

September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70

RobRideout

September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70
And the heavens look heavenly!

Mikey

#1300
September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70
And the heavens look heavenly!
It's time for some very nice beer


Is 900 an accurate count?
I used to have a signature

Rook

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?

Trapezium Artist

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,

rogerg

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,
though not funnies we lack

RacingHippo

Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,
though not funnies we lack
I demand an immediate recount!

It's National Poetry Day!
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may  ::)
I used to have a signature

Mikey

It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
I used to have a signature

RacingHippo

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may  ::)
It must has proper grammar


It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may  ::)
It must has proper grammar
so you would struggle wiv a bad stamma


It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
with smart wordy frills
I used to have a signature

RacingHippo

It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may  ::)
It must has proper grammar
So you would struggle wiv a bad stamma
And woe betide you if you can't make it rhyme.


It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
with smart wordy frills
For every doggerel has its day!


I apologise for that awful pun
* May contain nuts.

Renters

I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...