Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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Mikey

Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
I used to have a signature

Renters

Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
I would need seven digits
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

Mikey

Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
I would need seven digits
or numerous widgets
I used to have a signature

tigermoth

Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
I would need seven digits
or numerous widgets
And be practicing lots and lots.
m not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my haard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) 
Anyone got the new Enid disc

Rook

Im not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my haard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?

Mikey

Im not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my haard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?
I too have plenty of the hackett but nothing by The Enid. (Is this an Irish limerick?)
I used to have a signature

RacingHippo

I'm not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my hard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?
I too have plenty of the hackett but nothing by The Enid. (Is this an Irish limerick?)
Steve Hackett should do The Lion and Albert (Limerick is in Ireland ergo all Limericks are Irish)
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

I'm not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my hard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?
I too have plenty of the hackett but nothing by The Enid. (Is this an Irish limerick?)
Steve Hackett should do The Lion and Albert (Limerick is in Ireland ergo all Limericks are Irish)
I know but the 400 syllables have lost me and the rhyme


Maybe it's time for another
I used to have a signature

D S

Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
Come on, you\'re a lion!

Mikey

Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
A whiskey or brandy
I used to have a signature

D S

Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
A whisky or brandy
Or a half-pint of shandy

Amended to the correct (i.e. Scottish) spelling!  ;)
Come on, you\'re a lion!

RacingHippo

Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
A whisky or brandy
Or a half-pint of shandy
But whatever you do, don't tell mother!

She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
I used to have a signature

D S

She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
She'll snore all night long
Come on, you\'re a lion!

rogerg

She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
She'll snore all night long
and break out in song