Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Rook]

She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
She'll snore all night long
and break out in song;
Cliff Richard, likely as not.

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,

[RacingHippo]

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?

[Mikey]

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
Thought Comet went bust

[Rook]

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?

http://blogs.esa.int/rosetta/2014/10/23/the-perfume-of-67pc-g/

http://www.space.com/27607-comet-has-awful-stench-rosetta-spacecraft.html

[tigermoth]

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
that means McNought to me,

[Rook]

Split!

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
Thought Comet went bust,
Next to mars, turn to dust,

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
that means McNought to me,
"Smells like eggs and horse pee",

[RacingHippo]

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
Thought Comet went bust,
Next to mars, turn to dust,
I simply don't know what to thinky.

So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
that means McNought to me,
"Smells like eggs and horse pee",
I think that detector's on the blinky.


So who'll be seeing the Frogs and the Swedes?

[owen]

 

[RacingHippo]

** TBC = Soundcontrol, Manchester

I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs

[tigermoth]

I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,

[Mikey]

I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,
with a hop & a step

[rogerg]

I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,
with a hop & a step
and a doggie named Shep

[owen]

I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,
with a hop & a step
and a doggie named Shep
Chasing a few raucous pigs

TA's on the telly a lot

[RacingHippo]

TA's on the telly a lot
He'll soon have his own chat show slot

[rogerg]

TA's on the telly a lot
He'll soon have his own chat show slot
His guest star's a comet