Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[JimD]

It's certainly good that they're back,
Top quality they do not lack
I think it's a sign

[Mikey]

It's certainly good that they're back,
Top quality they do not lack
I think it's a sign
That we no longer pine

[Trapezium Artist]

It's certainly good that they're back,
Top quality they do not lack,
I think it's a sign
That we no longer pine
For the fjords like a parrot named Jack.

My Ety's I left on a plane,   

[owen]

My Ety's I left on a plane,   
I don't know what that is: please explain 

[lyn]

My Ety's I left on a plane,   
I don't know what that is: please explain 
Maybe he means "Etsy" (Tho' I doubt that owing to the apostrophe)

[JimD]

My Ety's I left on a plane,   
I don't know what that is: please explain 
Maybe he means "Etsy"
No, they're headphones (I checked, see?)

[Trapezium Artist]

My Ety's I left on a plane,   
I don't know what that is: please explain 
Maybe he means "Etsy"
No, they're headphones (I checked, see?)
Expensive ones, hence my deep pain.

Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,

[JimD]

Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck*





* indeed most headphones are of little use to Aix galericulata but this line reduces the likelihood of obvious Anglo-Saxon obscenities turning up in this limerick

[RacingHippo]

Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck*
The crook of this stunt

* indeed most headphones are of little use to Aix galericulata but this line reduces the likelihood of obvious Anglo-Saxon obscenities turning up in this limerick

How very responsible of you, Jim. Well done.

[Mikey]

Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck*
The crook of this stunt
Was the bloke sat in front*



*ditto

[JimD]

Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck
The crook of this stunt
Was the bloke sat in front,
Thinking he, my possessions, couldst pluck*

It was like when someone stole my bike

*success!

[Mikey]

It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike

[tigermoth]

It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike
Wasn't me or Sawtooth

[Mikey]

It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike
Wasn't me or Sawtooth
But it could be Babe Ruth

[Rook]

It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike
Wasn't me or Sawtooth
But it could be Babe Ruth
Though I think she would rather a trike.

(And yes, I do know who Babe Ruth was)

I have a new job in a lab,