Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[JimD]

I'll make this one easy; Steve Howe
Played guitar once, while milking a cow,
He fell off the stool
Which was really uncool

[rogerg]

I'll make this one easy; Steve Howe
Played guitar once, while milking a cow,
He fell off the stool
Which was really uncool
But he strummed a fat chord on the plow.


So hip, hip hooray for our TA!

[Mikey]

Plow? What's that then?   

[Mikey]

So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away

[lyn]

So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away
Stereotype hype?

[owen]

So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away
Stereotype hype?
Or just talking tripe?

[lyn]

So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away
Stereotype hype?
Or just talking tripe?
Ask Rosetta and Philae...

Lonely Robots are out on the prowl

[rogerg]

Plow? What's that then?   

heh

[tigermoth]

Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel

(Enter, Renter, Center, Venter, Inventer, Presenter, Polenta, to name but seven. Dementia my arse! Lol)

[JimD]

Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel
So he ate some polenta...

[Mikey]

Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel
So he ate some polenta...
with an ugly presenter

[JimD]

#1420
Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel
So he ate some polenta...
with an ugly presenter
Which was fixed with a short length of dowel

Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!

[Mikey]

Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
they'll arrange for a Funeral Chapel

[RacingHippo]

Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
they'll arrange for a Funeral Chapel
Then the Moth played with Robin

[Mikey]

Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
they'll arrange for a Funeral Chapel
Then the Moth played with Robin
and Batman was throbbing