Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

johninblack · July 12, 2015, 12:35:31 AM

So we're having a stab at the lyrics
Well, not if this rhyme turns out pyrrhic,
it could end up rap,

Mikey · July 12, 2015, 09:07:54 AM

So we're having a stab at the lyrics
Well, not if this rhyme turns out pyrrhic,
it could end up rap,
please, no, not that crap

rogerg · July 13, 2015, 12:15:43 AM

So we're having a stab at the lyrics
Well, not if this rhyme turns out pyrrhic,
it could end up rap,
please, no, not that crap
Nah, we'll use the posh atmospherics.

New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!

JimD · July 13, 2015, 08:57:11 PM

New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,

Mikey · July 13, 2015, 09:12:40 PM

New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,
It's TA's domain

Pedro · July 14, 2015, 12:34:51 AM

New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,
It's TA's domain
Let the brain take the strain

Trapezium Artist · July 14, 2015, 08:56:21 AM

#1430
New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,
It's TA's domain,
Let the brain take the strain,
Within hours, we'll be there, whahay!

I'll be singing their praises tonight,

http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner

owen · July 14, 2015, 09:27:33 AM

I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner

catherine · July 14, 2015, 11:39:39 AM

I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner
Not as Media Tart?

JimD · July 14, 2015, 12:08:00 PM

I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner
Not as Media Tart?
Can you tell them apart?

tigermoth · July 14, 2015, 01:06:26 PM

I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner
Not as Media Tart?
Can you tell them apart?
It's quite hard some might say impossible.

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Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?

Mikey · July 14, 2015, 01:29:27 PM

Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck

JimD · July 14, 2015, 01:48:37 PM

Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck
These things sometimes happen

Mikey · July 14, 2015, 01:50:45 PM

Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck
These things sometimes happen
When we pass on the baton

catherine · July 14, 2015, 02:29:15 PM

Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck
These things sometimes happen
When we pass on the baton
It's easy for things to get stuck.

Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,