Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[rogerg]

South America churned out some prog
My gosh, that's some mellotron fog,
We're getting exotic
dare say psychotic? 

[Mikey]

#1440
South America churned out some prog
My gosh, that's some mellotron fog,
We're getting exotic
dare say psychotic?
It sounds like an angry bullfrog.

A limerick containing horse puns

[tigermoth]

A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns

[Mikey]

A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns
We could call a halter

[Rook]

A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns
We could call a halter,
At the finish line, falter?

[JimD]

A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns
We could call a halter,
At the finish line, falter?
And give Dobbin a treat of some buns

I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line

[D S]

I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine

[Mikey]

I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine
what feeding a stallion?

[catherine]

I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine
what feeding a stallion?
You naughty rapscallion!

[tigermoth]

I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine
what feeding a stallion?
You naughty rapscallion!
Show me a carrot and I'll show mine.


Now lets have a shiny clean one,

[Mikey]

Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun

[catherine]

Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun
No double entendres

[JimD]

Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun
No double entendres
(Two meanings to ponder)

[tigermoth]

Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun
No double entendres
(Two meanings to ponder)
Your choice said the bishop to the nun.

Has anyone seen my spare hat?

[Mikey]

Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat